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Peace with North Korea, war with Canada. Look at how tall that tire is.
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Well yeah it’s a Chevy Kodiak.
It’s about as much of a Cadillac as how a NASCAR Toyota Camry is a Camry.
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“How many political dissidents can you fit inside? I’m asking for a friend.”
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And today, Trump’s capital is hosting a parade to honor two Russians.
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Medium truck, right?
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Trump:
“THIS is a Chevy Kodiak VIP transport vehicle... let me show you all of it’s quirks and features. ”
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And for sixteen years, Bill Clinton, then Barack Obama, were Socialists.
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At least war with Canada will be a pretty quick affair. I welcome our new American overlords and the final realization of Manifest Destiny.
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You can see my full review over at Breitbart.com/MAGA
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So was George W. Bush, making it a solid twenty-four years.
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You just want our cheap gasoline, admit it!
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You got me, I’d betray the Queen, my nation and my people for some goddamn savings these days
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Hey man: I’m really sorry about that. Seriously. Mr. Trudeau is doing an admirable job because if I were he, I’d have my air force demonstration team out sky writing TRUMP KISS MY ASS. I am horrified.
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Yep yep. A Kodiak/Topkick usually looks like this:
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I woke up in Unreality Land. Don’t get me wrong: I would love to see peace on the Korean Peninsula; I would love to see Trump successful in this. But at what cost? I am horrified.
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Is this another meeting regarding “adoptions”?
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It is difficult to train that many geese to fly in formation like that.
Kidding, our snowbirds are cool.
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The wheels on that moving van are probably smaller because Pavement Princess and to keep the deck lower.
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Canada is excellent. I am appalled that the POTUS is treating them — you — so badly.
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The US could conquer all of North America within a month if it wanted.
I’d be a shame because the imperial unit system is garbage. It’d be the only reason I’d join The Resistance.
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Does that mean it has to have a Trump score?
So is that a 3 or a zero
“WRONG”
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Yes. Alexander has adopted the cup. He will not give it back.
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I do believe it’d be the same rating he uses for women.
“When you’re a star you can do anything. Grab em by the e-brake”
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I don’t blame you, your gas prices are crazy.
It’d also end this silly trade bickering and this farce of an international border.
Considering their obsession with the royal family, I think the Americans would be happy to have the Queen back, though I don’t know why.
Aside from the high gas prices, I’d really prefer if you guys took us over.
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And Canada would tax the fuck out of it and charge $6/gallon, because insatiable appetite for taxes
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and that sweet WALL we always wanted.
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Apparently he just kept standing like this at the Nationals game for like, 20 minutes or something.
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There’s no wall in front of the Vegas goal
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I’m sad because now I have to defend a Prime Minister that I can’t stand.
Fuck you Trump.
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Wanna trade?
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Nah, we only have Trudeau for a little over a year, I’ll deal with it until election time.
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What makes you unhappy with JT?
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Trump: “You ever rip a fat burnout in your state car.”
Un: “No.”
Trump: “Well I have. Just look at the tire on that thing. It does, ‘mad hoons’ as the Australians call it.”
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The biggest burnouts ever. Yuge. Believe me. Covfefe burnouts all day long. They make kind of a mushroom cloud of smoke.
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I have seen the Snowbirds. They fly a very polite show. Actually, it’s quite impressive. I enjoyed it.
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Watch “Canadian Bacon” to understand ... this documentary explains everything ... you can’t trust anyone that believes round ham slices can be called bacon!
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Can I continue to enjoy Canadian bacon though?
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He’s a jetsetting pretty boy who spends all of his time in other countries. He never answers a question when asked directly, and when pressed just deflects it to an MP or avoids it all together. He’s made an ass of himself in India, hurt our relations with them in a pure PR nightmare. He used taxpayer money for a private vacation to the Aga Khan’s island, He’s done nothing to help the awful divide right now between the Alberta and BC NDP governments. He pays lip service but does nothing. He’s really just a rich kid who never had to be accountable for anything in his life and now he runs the country and spends our money like he would spend his own.
But that’s really just my opinion, and we all have them. But he certainly never got my vote and never will.
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And Donald Trump probably saw right through him and has knifed him through the heart. Donald Trump is extremely adroit at branding people. Trump also made it clear to the entire world that he has the hots for Trudeau’s wife, and Trump is relishing punking JT for his wife’s benefit. All of that. The most skillful bully that ever there was and now he is POTUS.
One thing is for sure: Justin got a rise out of Donald.
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Yes ... you can I guess.